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Soft, warm crewneck sweatshirt with a cozy, tongue-in-cheek holiday design: rows of little pigs wrapped in blankets and a knitted-pattern panel that reads “I’m only here for the & the pigs in blankets.” It feels like a quiet evening by the oven—hot drinks, laughter, and the comfort of an oversized sweatshirt. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend holds shape while staying soft against skin. Embroidery and DTF/DTG printing options keep the design crisp. Wear it to holiday dinners, casual family gatherings, or lazy winter mornings when you want something playful and homey.
Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
- Classic crew neckline and double-needle stitched seams for a comfortable, long-lasting fit
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol backing; meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Ugly Xmas Jumper Sweatshirt — "I'm only here for the pigs in blankers" Christmas Crewneck
£24.99
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£1 from every jumper sold before 12th December goes to Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day Appeal.
Make It Yours (on Applicable Products): Where personalisation is offered, you can add text, upload your photo, choose the design. For an extra touch, certain designs leverage AI to magically transform your images – like turning you into Santa or an Elf!
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Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
- Classic crew neckline and double-needle stitched seams for a comfortable, long-lasting fit
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol backing; meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎅 Your Guide to the Ultimate Ugly Christmas Jumper! 🎄
Printed Just For You!
Every jumper is custom-printed on demand, ensuring a fresh design made specifically for your festive needs. This means less waste and more unique style!
The Perfect Fit (Size Up for Extra Ugly!)
Our jumpers offer a relaxed, comfy fit. For that classic oversized 'ugly' look, we recommend checking our size chart and maybe even sizing up! Perfect for layering.
Care for Your Ugly Masterpiece
To keep your jumper perfectly hideous for many seasons: Wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print. Avoid bleach.
